just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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