I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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