after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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