Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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