I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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