I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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