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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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