What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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