I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
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I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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