"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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