no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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