Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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