Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
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Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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