Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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