I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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