making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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