So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Randomize
