I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Two words: nipple clamps
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