Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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