Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She's the barista slut.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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