i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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