Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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