What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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