Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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