she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
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I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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