So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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