Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Dicks are not precious.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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