your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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