So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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