we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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