There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Farmville is her only friend.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Randomize
