PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Randomize
