Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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