I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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