I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
