If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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