it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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