i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
as a side note pls kill me
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
We smell like vodka and hangover
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