therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
