Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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