why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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