: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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