I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
well you can't waste a boner
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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