I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
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Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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