Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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