If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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