Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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