My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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