went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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