I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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