Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
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I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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