Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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