Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?