but the lizard people decide everything anyway
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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