it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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